Last week I went to Disney World. It was magic! Patty, Wilson and I met 10 friends. Patty, Sharon, Michael, Mr. and Mrs. Raines, Julie, James, Jameson and me. Oh, I for got that WILSON was there!! We stayed at the Caribbean Beach Resort. Patty, Austin and I got there on a Friday. I rode a scooter for the week.
The next day we went to Universal Studios. It was 100° outside and (millions) of people. Patty and Austin did many roller coasters. I did one water raft and I lived! I got wet but the water evaporated in 5 minutes. We took a break and went back to the resort. That night our friends showed up. Then we went to Magic Kingdom and got on a boat. We had dinner at Whispering Canyon Cafe. It was like eating in the wild west. Tell you what, their food was good!! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday was Epcot!! We did the “Spaceship Earth”.
Monday was a good day. We went to go see the Animal Kingdom Park. There was tons of animals. Hippos, giraffes, elephants, lions and monkeys, OH MY! On Tuesday we went to Epcot. That place is cool. We saw fish there, Nemo, 3-D ants show and I ate some octopus. (chicken??) We discussed what to do next. All of a sudden my friend James said, "Look!" I looked around, and there he was. Willow!!! "Willow you are great!!!" I scooted over to see him. He was on his scooter with a girl. I told him, "I watch your new show on HBO." He said nothing!! What a jerk!! Wednesday was a huge day. Magic Kingdom!!! The was a trillion of people there. I was scared. My favorite ride was the "it's a small world". I'd like it to be nice and relaxing. Places I've been, and more that I like to go. I don't understand how this next ride happened? My wife wanted to do new roller coaster with me. "7 Dwarfs", again I was scared. I asked a cast member if it would be fast? He said, "maybe 30 miles an hour." I asked, "Will it be fun? Will I have a seizure? Can my skull explode?" Patty told me to stop being a baby. So it starts, "hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go" All of a sudden! Our roller coaster went up. tick tick tick tick tick tick!!!!!!! Then we went fast and down!! I put my head over my eyes. My right arm was bouncing around. Patty was telling me to look around. But I said no!! Then the roller coaster went inside. We looked at the seven dwarfs. Then all of a sudden, tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!!!! Patty was telling me to look at the roller coaster. But I refused. And my right arm was bouncing around again. Then it finally finished. But I couldn't get up. My stomach felt bad. And my whole body was shaking. Patty needed to help me to the scooter. That freaked me out. No roller coasters ever again! Later that night we saw Cirque du Soleil. Man that is cool. If you've never gone, go! The next day we left. Disney was fun. I am glad that I went. The problem is I have no idea what I was doing. TBI!! I was scared with big crowds. I don't think I'll ever go.